Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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