This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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