she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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