So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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