Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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