I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She announced her abortion via fbk
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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