He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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