scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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