im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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