yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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