i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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