he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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