Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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