im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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