I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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