i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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