lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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