I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
