I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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