My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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