One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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