Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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