last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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