Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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