it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's never too late to be topless.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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