I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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