So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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