38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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