Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need to calm my uterus...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
