He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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