my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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