Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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