ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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