sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
