this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize