in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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