But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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