maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Say something about gay babies.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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