It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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