Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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