Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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