Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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