Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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