i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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