he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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