hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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