I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
3pm strippers are depressing
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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