it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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