i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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