So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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