You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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