He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
