Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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