Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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