I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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