i permit you to call me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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